Even though it might sound harsh and impolitic, here is the bottom line: if you don't want to get shot, tased, pepper-sprayed, struck with a baton or thrown to the ground, just do what I tell you. Don't argue with me, don't call me names, don't tell me that I can't stop you, don't say I'm a racist pig, don't threaten…

» 8/19/14 4:31pm Yesterday 4:31pm

The severe lack of any parental influence, and the fact that Ruby is in charge of just about everything in the household, led comedian Bill Corbitt to ask on Twitter whether or not Max and Ruby killed their parents. And he found a fair amount of support for the idea. The way Max's eyes narrow, and the way his ears go…

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